Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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i hate those people who assume rainy days are bad days like friendly reminder the only reason rain is gloomy is because you decided it was

This is SO true! I love rainy days. I love laying in bed and listening to the rain pounding on the roof… reading… UGH SO AWESOME.

Also, hello? Kissing in the rain is just so freaking romantic.

Rainy days are my favorite days, especially living in a town that it’s always so hot


I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

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every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die.

(Source: coolator, via mcblowjob)